In 2016, a visit to the Oval Office was a prestigious thing associated with a form of accomplishment that was noteworthy. Sadly, this is not the case now that Donald Trump hangs out there when he’s not showing off classified information to foreign leaders and waiters at the Mar-a-Lago.
On Wednesday, The Donald had some guests in the Oval Office — half-wit, half-term former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin, notorious pants-shitting draft dodging racist pedophile Ted Nugent, and some other Confederate Flag-waving dude who calls himself “Kid Rock” (apparently he used to make music, or maybe currently does, or something).
“So today is the 242nd anniversary of The Shot Heard Round The World is it! Well well well looky looky here boogie chillin’, I got your Shot Heard Round The World right here in big ol greazyass Washington DC where your 1 & only MotorCity Madman WhackMaster StrapAssasin1 dined with President Donald J Trump at the WhiteHouse to Make America Great Again! Got that?” Nugent wrote on Facebook following the visit. “Glowing all American over the top WE THE PEOPLE gory details coming ASAP!! BRACE!”
So today is the 242nd anniversary of The Shot Heard Round The World is it! Well well well looky looky here boogie…
While it is nearly impossible to know what Nugent, who once took legal custody of a 17-year-old girl so he could have sex with her and recorded a song about molesting a 13-year-old, meant by that, it’s clear he was excited by the opportunity to visit the Oval Office now that a black guy doesn’t hang around there doing work stuff all the time.
Palin, whose most notable achievement in recent years was a drunken brawl at a birthday party, was similarly excited by the opportunity — especially since the Three Stooges got to pose by a portrait of someone who is eleven times the person any of them could hope to be:
Palin, of course, thanked The Donald for the invite.
A great night at the White House. Thank you to President Trump for the invite! 🇺🇸
Naturally, the Internet couldn’t resist having some fun with this one:
Maybe Trump met with Sarah Palin so that he'd no longer be the dumbest person in the Oval Office.
— Michael Blackman (@MBlackman37) April 20, 2017
@ChelseaClinton You ever thought you'd see a pic from the Oval Office and realize Sarah Palin is the smartest one in the room?
— Rhaenys (@SimplicityRhae) April 20, 2017
"Ted Nugent, Sarah Palin, and Kid Rock meet with 45* in the Oval Office." Ugh, it's like the beginning of a joke, or a nightmare.
— Geonn Cannon (@GeonnCannon) April 20, 2017
Seeing Ted Nugent and Sarah Palin mugging in the Oval Office is like having someone shit on a family heirloom.
— David Bates (@DavidBWriter) April 20, 2017
"I’m going to surround myself only with the best and most serious people." (Sarah Palin, Ted Nugent, Kid Rock meet Trump in the Oval Office) pic.twitter.com/wE8ww5tZ7D
— Keith Boykin (@keithboykin) April 20, 2017
Glad to see that the Nuge and Kid Rock wore their best dirtbag hats to the Oval Office.
— Robert Ham (@roberthamwriter) April 20, 2017
Sarah Palin, Ted Nugent and Kid Rock walk into the Oval Office and trump is president #badjokes
— buckeyetilidie (@YoungJennyyy) April 20, 2017
— Ckarl del Cerveza (@dangitckarl) April 20, 2017
Ted Nugent is questioned by Secret Service for death threats on a president, then gets to pal around the Oval Office later. Cool.
— Deckard (@Red_RightHand) April 20, 2017
Dinner guest at the White House last night with one of his Facebook posts from last year.
— Yashar (@yashar) April 20, 2017
The entire Trump presidency is a joke. We’re just waiting for the punchline.
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