Right-wing ‘Christian’ Sen. Ted Cruz was caught porning on Twitter after ‘liking’ a sexy-time adult video and hilarity ensued because the Internet is everything. The Texas Senator was busted spanking his thang on the anniversary of the 9/11 terrorist attacks but Cruz’s communications director Catherine Frazier, said, “The offensive tweet posted on @tedcruz account earlier has been removed by staff and reported to Twitter.” However, that’s kind of odd since he didn’t post a tweet. He ‘liked’ a tweet and as Jane’s Addiction would say, ‘Ted, Just Admit It.’
There’s an old tweet for everything. In late July, Cruz tweeted, “We have to deliver now. I believe we can come together. We have to.”
We have to deliver now. I believe we can come together. We have to.
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) July 21, 2017
Twitter users can’t stop laughing, probably because Cruz is such a jerk.
He going for the full package or just the tip?
— Vincent Frank (@VincentFrankNFL) September 12, 2017
Ted Cruz looking to join Twitter’s very exclusive “There is an old tweet for everything” I see. Bravo, Ted!
— Andrew Mullenix (@AndyMullenix) September 12, 2017
Deliver the *package* pic.twitter.com/zOqPDy6qPa
— MacNCheeseMom (@calagarden) September 12, 2017
It’s just a locker room tweet!
— E. (@E_of_Justice) September 12, 2017
Oh you’re coming Ted. So much coming.
— Angela Gillette (@gillette_girl) September 12, 2017
— Mark Jackson (@PlasticTaco) September 12, 2017
Now we get it.https://t.co/81ArkiHUmH
— web_rant (@web_rant) September 12, 2017
Interesting choice of words.
— Dennis Larkin (@DennisLarkin) September 12, 2017
— Atara (@VelvetSeaWader) September 12, 2017
— ❄ (((Josh))) ❄ (@joshevanslowell) September 12, 2017
RT if you’re here because of porn.
— Kim (@realkimhansen) September 12, 2017
This tweet takes on a whole new meaning tonight #TedCruz
— GardenExp (@aayers324) September 12, 2017
Or come solo, dude, if that is your thing.
— Andrew Owen (@aowen1977) September 12, 2017
ted u know the porno actors cant hear u right?
— SKINNY (@skinny412) September 12, 2017
lmao What are you doing Ted Cruz?
— Steph Vanos (@MissVanos13) September 12, 2017
Sure, Cruz’s old tweet was about Obamacare (or was it?) but he probably touches himself over the thought of taking health care away from millions of Americans, too. But at least he’s making Touching Yourself Great Again, so there’s that.
Conover makes tea partiers cry as a hobby. She was Commander of Jade Helm15 during the failed takeover of the South. She’s also one of the biggest arseholes on Twitter. At night, she can be found drinking Conservative tears while pulling off the wings of flies just because she can. She is the founder of a Marxist, Commie, Maoist, Socialist site and has contributed to several other sites, blah blah blah. She is an awful person but she doesn’t like to brag about that.