Right wing conspiracy theorist Alex Jones, the Trump-supporting Infowars boss who thinks there is a child-slave ring being operated on Mars, announced on Twitter that he’s looking for people to join his ‘elite team.’ There was a huge response on social media but probably not what Jones was expecting.
“Infowars is hiring, and we want talented and committed colleagues to join our elite team!” he tweeted and included a link, adding the hashtags “#Infowars #Hiring #Job.”
— Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) September 13, 2017
Twitter users were quick to respond.
Does your insurance plan cover chemtrails?
— Doctor Edge (@dredgeatx) September 13, 2017
So now you you think it’s good to be an “elite”?
— Mark R. Yzaguirre (@markyzaguirre) September 13, 2017
I will have my lizard people send you my resume via chemtrail, as we discussed earlier telepathically.
— Nicholas Kaufmann (@TheKaufmann) September 13, 2017
Are u hiring more crisis actors
— Wario McRlwain (@rud_ii) September 13, 2017
I assume that to qualify applicants must fail a mental health exam.
— Wendell_Barnhouse (@WBBBPB) September 13, 2017
Interview question: “What batshit conspiracy theory do you see yourself spreading in five years?”
— Dave❄Stinton (@DaveStinton) September 13, 2017
What is the preferred number of false flag jobs a candidate needs in their resume?
— Joe Gasper (@ReactorJoe) September 13, 2017
These guys are all available. pic.twitter.com/rMl1LanGgd
— CunningPike (@cunningpike) September 14, 2017
Do I have to show my lobotomy scar, or will you just take my word for it?
— Bart Fargo (@AgentBartFargo) September 13, 2017
Do you provide tin foil hats or do I need to bring my own? pic.twitter.com/Y0cTbKuZ7i
— #BackUpYouCreep (@NotThatKellyAnn) September 13, 2017
Does the commitment have to be court-ordered, or is voluntary commitment sufficient?
— Carlos Ernesto (@erdosign) September 13, 2017
I’ve covered everything from the Bowling Green massacre to the Muslims celebrating after 9/11. You could use an elite reporter like me.
— Aidan Gallo 4 DNC (@AIDANGALLO_ME) September 14, 2017
Do I have to be certifiably crazy or is borderline OK?
— Shirley’s 3rd (@anirukenn) September 13, 2017
I have experience working with coked-up psychopaths…
— Xmike (@Xmike138) September 13, 2017
Well done, Internet!
Alex Jones’ newest conspiracy theory involves Donald Trump being held captive and Hillary Clinton practicing Voodoo, which is rather tame compared to his unconscionable claim that massacre of 20 children and six adults at Sandy Hook elementary school was a hoax. All of these things (and more) are likely why Jones lost primary custody of his children.
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Conover makes tea partiers cry as a hobby. She was Commander of Jade Helm15 during the failed takeover of the South. She’s also one of the biggest arseholes on Twitter. At night, she can be found drinking Conservative tears while pulling off the wings of flies just because she can. She is the founder of a Marxist, Commie, Maoist, Socialist site and has contributed to several other sites, blah blah blah. She is an awful person but she doesn’t like to brag about that.