Chris Christie managed to once again embarrass himself, New Jersey, America as a whole, and the fictional land of Elbonia, on Sunday when he attended a Cubs/Brewers baseball game in Milwaukee and couldn’t manage to behave himself.
After a Cubs fan said mean things to him, Christie marched right up the stairs and got in the man’s face.
“You want to act like a big shot?” Christie said with a particularly stupid look on his face. “You’re a big shot.” Then he turned and marched right back down the stairs without waiting for a reply because he’s a fucking man, damn it! All the while, he was desperately cradling his nachos to prevent them from spilling — a detail that makes this situation far funnier than it would otherwise be (it is almost impossible to look like a “tough guy” while clinging to one’s nachos like they’re an enchanted ring someone wants to throw into a volcano).
What did the guy say to make Christie act like that? He correctly told the New Jersey governor that he sucks and is a hypocrite.
“It needed to be said,” the fan explained. He estimates the confrontation lasted about a minute. The recording begins at the end of it.
Watch it below:
— Ben Hutchison (@BennyHutch) July 30, 2017
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John Prager is an unfortunate Liberal soul who lives uncomfortably in the middle of a Conservative hellscape.
Prager spends much of his time poking Trump’s meth-addled, uneducated fans with a pointy stick and is currently writing a book of muskrat recipes (not really) as well as putting together a scrapbook of his favorite death threats. His life’s aspiration is to rule the world with an iron fist, or find that sock he’s been looking for.