Christoper Cantwell, also known as the “crying Nazi” for sobbing like little fascist b*tch when he found out that he was going to be arrested for attacking protesters at the recent white supremacist rally in Charlottesville, Virginia, is really sad that you’re all being mean to him and calling him names.
Cantwell says he got into the “race stuff” because of “black asshole who acted like a savage” Trayvon Martin, who was murdered by conservative activist George Zimmerman on his way home from the store. He has also described the entire black race as “savages.” In addition, Cantwell was also among tiki torch-wielding marchers who were chanting “The Jews will not replace us” as they surrounded and attacked protesters.
In other words, he just seems like a swell guy.
“When I come down here for a permitted demonstration, championed by the ACLU, where the police are supposed to be clearing our enemies from our path, and then I find myself involved in a riot facing 20 years in prison, I got emotional, shockingly enough,” Cantwell told The Daily Beast in an interview from jail.
“One minute I’m a fucking white supremacist terrorist and the next minute I’m a fucking crybaby?” he he whined. “I’m a goddamn human being.”
You hear that, libtards? He’s a goddamn human being unlike that “savage Trayvon Martin” or that catch-you-next-Tuesday Heather Heyer, whom he says deserved to die at the hands of one of his fellow racist taint-barnacles. He’s a person with rights and feelings and you’d better start treating him like it.
“That guy is coming directly at me, and I’m spraying him directly in the face,” says Cantwell. “I used the least amount of force possible to prevent that man from harming me in a brawl that my enemies started.”
Cantewell is facing three felony charges for illegal use of gasses and injury by caustic agent, each of which could net him five years in a prison system that has been disproportionately jailing African-Americans for generations. Should be fun for him — a ‘heil’ of a good time, if you will.
“That guy is coming directly at me, and I’m spraying him directly in the face,” Cantwell, who says in footage filmed for a documentary that he wants to find ways to become “more violent,” cried in his interview. “I used the least amount of force possible to prevent that man from harming me in a brawl that my enemies started.”
According to Cantwell, one of the people assaulted who reported the crimes is a “fucking tranny” and this whole thing was orchestrated by “kikes” anyway.
“All of these people [statue removers] are taking their talking points from Jews,” he says.
If you feel like watching him cry, you can do that below. We recommend it if you need to smile:
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John Prager is an unfortunate Liberal soul who lives uncomfortably in the middle of a Conservative hellscape.
Prager spends much of his time poking Trump’s meth-addled, uneducated fans with a pointy stick and is currently writing a book of muskrat recipes (not really) as well as putting together a scrapbook of his favorite death threats. His life’s aspiration is to rule the world with an iron fist, or find that sock he’s been looking for.