Donald Trump is going to tell us how much vaginas cost. At least he did in 1997 but he probably thinks that with inflation through the years, it’s more expensive now. An interview with Donald by Howard Stern in 1997 has resurfaced and it’s a doozy.
The Huffington Post reports:
In a January 1997 interview with Donald Trump, shock jock Howard Stern relayed some crude marital advice that the brash businessman gave him before his second trip down the aisle, with Marla Maples. (The couple would separate a few months later.)
Taking marital advice from Donald Trump is like taking dating advice from Brock Turner.
“Donald pulled me aside at his wedding,” Stern said. “He said, you know I am getting remarried, but Howard, vagina is expensive. I will never forget those words. The guy is right. Those were the exact words!”
That’s odd because I just searched for vaginas on eBay and Amazon to see if his claims were true but I came up empty.
Earlier in the interview, Donald discussed the spending habits of his first wife, Ivana Trump. But we thought she was a woman, not just a vagina. The more you know…
Trump’s voice can be heard in the audio saying “that’s pretty close” to Stern at the time. Meaning, Donald admitted that he gave Vagina Shopping advice to the shock-jock.
Well, vagina owners such as myself, make up a good portion of the voting population. We will be at the polls and very few vagina owners will be supporting Donald.
Donald has said, “I would be the best for women,” but women disagree. A new NBC News|SurveyMoney poll taken just after the first presidential debate show that most women are leaning toward voting for Hillary Clinton.
Joan Hume, 71, voted for Donald Trump in the primary to “see Washington shaken up,” but since the debate, she’s changed her mind.
“I’m undecided, but I’m leaning more towards Hillary than I ever have before because of the debate,” Hume said.
Hume added, “There’s a side of him that’s scary to me that I’m seeing more of. I thought maybe he would change when he got the nomination, but he’s getting worse.”
You don’t say.
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