We’ve seen what kinds of things Trump reads. We know what books he keeps on hand at the White House. But have you ever wondered what kind of reading material might end up in a Donald Trump presidential library? I mean, presuming he’s not hung for treason. Well, Wednesday morning, the Internet’s favorite old spaceman Mr. Sulu boldly went there:
So what ever would go in the Trump presidential library? Mein Kampf and back issues of The National Enquirer? Suggestions below welcome.
— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) August 16, 2017
Now, we know what Trump would like to start with:
A contact sends along a picture of a bookcase in what’s called the Old State Department Library in the EEOB. It’s the first thing you see pic.twitter.com/o4hNMkyDJr
— Christopher Hayes (@chrislhayes) January 26, 2017
But Twitter users had some amazing responses, some of which are pure comedy gold:
The book titled “The Rise and Fall of the Turd Reich”?
— J. Workerbee (@jworkerbee) August 16, 2017
Used issues of Hustler and some Nazi coloring books.
— Dave Pederson (@David_Pederson) August 16, 2017
George there is your for sure answer, mags with pics of things he loves to grab
— Veronica Gliatti (@vgliatti) August 16, 2017
40,000 copies of ‘The Art of the Deal’. And nothing else.
— Reg Barclay (@RegBarclay2017) August 16, 2017
It will be like Trump University: costly to get into, but completely devoid of content.
— Vox Pauperis (@Xanaria) August 16, 2017
No books. He can’t read. It would just run old episodes of fox and friends.
— Big Rita (@IAmBirgitta) August 16, 2017
Trump’s tax returns!#resist
— The Resistance (@TruePatriot2017) August 16, 2017
“So what ever would go in the Trump presidential library? Mein Kampf and back issues of The National Enquirer? Suggestions below welcome
— Dandelion Dollar (@DandelionDollar) August 16, 2017
Can’t share this enough. It looks too real. pic.twitter.com/3zUDaK4xk7
— Russ Thompson (@russthompson) August 16, 2017
— Cat Angel (@karlathome) August 16, 2017
Everyone poops pic.twitter.com/RHEcgpZqvo
— Mark Shah (@producershah) August 16, 2017
His daily briefing notes: pic.twitter.com/7bm6CLDrHK
— Ajay Bee (@AjayBee3000) August 16, 2017
One set of “business plans,” contents blank pic.twitter.com/glfutZ2zKF
— janice morris (@msjanicemorris) August 16, 2017
— Mel Neuhaus (@acehanna54) August 16, 2017
— Tracy (@gossamer1000) August 16, 2017
PRISON TIME pic.twitter.com/Uj1A4iSWtK
— Bee Bee Galini (@BeeGalini) August 16, 2017
— Felix Marquardt (@Feleaks) August 16, 2017
We think Don the Con will have plenty of reading material, no matter which cell block his “library” ends up in.
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