Former reality show star Donald Trump offered to compare IQ tests with Rex Tillerson after reports that the secretary of State had called him a “moron.” In an interview with Forbes magazine published Tuesday, Trump zeroed in on Tillerson allegedly calling him a “f*cking moron.” We can confirm that Tillerson is correct in his analysis, by the way.
“I think it’s fake news,” Trump said, “but if he did that, I guess we’ll have to compare IQ tests. And I can tell you who is going to win.”
So can we, Stupid.
The tension between Trump and Tillerson is mounting, obviously. The revolving door at the White House is making the public dizzy as he casts members of his cabinet off the island. Next, Trump will say something presidential like, “I know you are but what am I!” over Tillerson allegedly calling him a f*cking moron or propose a slap fighting contest between the two.
In 2013, Trump tweeted, “Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault.”
Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure,it’s not your fault
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 9, 2013
If the IQ contest becomes an actual thing, we demand that it be televised. Meanwhile, the f*cking moron’s approval rating has fallen in all 50 states since his inauguration in January, according to a new poll. In every single state, even the ones that helped to bring him to victory on election day. Although, he does seem to still have approval from his most ardent supporters – whose collective IQ tests wouldn’t match Rex Tillerson’s. Next, Trump will demand to have actual pissing contests with his critics.
In February, Trump said his administration is “running like a fine-tuned machine.” Fake news!
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Conover makes tea partiers cry as a hobby. She was Commander of Jade Helm15 during the failed takeover of the South. She’s also one of the biggest arseholes on Twitter. At night, she can be found drinking Conservative tears while pulling off the wings of flies just because she can. She is the founder of a Marxist, Commie, Maoist, Socialist site and has contributed to several other sites, blah blah blah. She is an awful person but she doesn’t like to brag about that.