Half-term, half-wit former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin is about as smart as a box of rocks that’s just been pummeled mercilessly by a sock full nickels held by a bag filled with copies of “Let’s Make a Deal,” or whatever the name of Donald Trump’s favorite book is. After Donald Trump’s public meltdown/extremely poor debate performance, Palin seems to have taken the news — as they say in Alaska — “bad.”
After Donald Trump’s public meltdown/extremely poor debate performance, Palin seems to have taken the news — as they say in Alaska — “bad.”
On Wednesday, Palin posted a video by Donald Trump’s favorite stupid people he pretends represent every African-American, Diamond and Silk, criticizing Lester Holt – “aka Fester Dolt” har har –for doing his job as a moderator. We’ll completely skip whatever those two dumbshits had to say (let’s face it: they never say anything of substance anyway) and move on to the fact that Palin actually managed to out-Palin Donald Trump with regard to the debate.
Sure, Trump spent an hour and a half interrupting his opponent, making fun of her lack of “stamina,” repeating insane conspiracy theories, sweating profusely, and sniffling like a coked-up billionaire with a chip on his shoulder and possibly a small cold — but Palin has the absolute dumbest f*cking questions about the debate. The dumbest. Like, birth certificate dumb.
In a Facebook post, Palin griped about Holt’s stellar performance as moderator, largely because she felt he didn’t ask enough stupid f*cking questions:
Because, you nitwit, that issue is settled. While it was a couple of misguided Clinton supporters who started the rumor via an anonymous email, Clinton herself has repeatedly defended Obama on this particular non-issue. Trump, however, picked up the mission and became King of the Birthers, demanding the President’s birth certificate, college documentation, and even his f*cking passport just to prove Barack Obama from Hawaii isn’t really Barry Soetoro from that place across the ocean with them darker fellas and ladies. Next?
Chill, Mama Grizzly. There are still two more debates, if Trump shows up to them, that is. You’ll notice that The Donald himself avoided immigration and refugees altogether – though he did manage to accuse Clinton of fighting ISIS her “entire adult life,” which extends back to before ISIS existed. Didn’t mention The Wall once. Holt did him a favor by not bringing up immigration, as it’s not a topic with which he’d enjoy any popularity with a general election audience.
Because Holt was concerned with facts, not your opinion. Hillary Clinton’s tax plan, for example, would add $200 billion to the national debt — much less than Trump’s $5.3 trillion. A report from the Committee for a Responsible Federal Budget finds that:
Mrs. Clinton’s proposed tax increases, primarily on businesses and the wealthiest American households, would cover most of the cost of $1.65 trillion in new proposed spending over the next decade, including $500 billion on college education and $300 billion each on infrastructure and paid family leave.
The plan would boost spending by $200 billion over the next decade relative to current policy, leaving the national debt at around 86% of gross domestic product in a decade. That is up from around 75% today and in line with the level that the Congressional Budget Office estimates the debt will hit if no changes are made to spending and revenue over the coming decade.
The report finds that Mr. Trump, on the other hand, would cut spending by around $1.2 trillion over the next decade while reducing revenues by $5.8 trillion through his plans to cut taxes and repeal other taxes imposed by the Affordable Care Act. The spending estimate takes into account large cuts from repealing the health-care law and from slashing nondefense discretionary spending. Partially offsetting those cuts are big increases in spending on defense, veterans’ programs and child care.
Yes, changes need to be made, but Trump is clearly not the right one to be responsible for making them.
Once again, Holt – and the rest of us – are concerned with facts, not conjecture.
Sarah, Sarah, Sarah. Donald didn’t hold back. He choked. Get over it.
Palin invited her fans to add their own questions and comments, and boy are they…interesting:
Allah help us all.
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