Jon Stewart’s brief hiatus from retirementville was not kind to Sean “Lumpy” Hannity. After Stewart spent the better part of ten minutes ripping “hypocrite” Lumpy apart limb-from-limb, the Fox “News” host felt that he had no choice but to respond. Unfortunately, he had nothing worthwhile to say, so Lumpy just had a complete meltdown instead.
“I see they brought that idiot Jon Stewart back from the dead,” Lumpy said Friday. “Great, attack me all you want. I was right about Obama and you’re a fool who head his head — had your head so far up Obama’s ass, Jon Stewart. I’ve never seen anybody kiss an ass like you kiss his. ” Hannity then put random words into sentences and ended up with this:
I know you’re a rich liberal. Are you donating money to those families, the 46 million American families on food stamps, Jon? Hey, Jon, are you helping out the 50 million Americans in poverty? Hey, Jon, are you going to help use your wealth from all your comedy writers that lay out the material for you, are you going to help pay down the debt that Obama’s accumulated?
More debt than every other president before him combined? Are you going to help, Jon, the 1 in 5 American families in the country that don’t have a single family member that have a job? I know you’re rich enough, you don’t have to work anymore.
Watch Stewart tear him apart here:
And just for fun, here’s that time Hannity admitted Stewart was right about something:
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