Wayne Allyn Root is the kind of guy that makes for an endless source of laughs. It’s not just that he’s pretty dumb, either. Really, it’s that he puts his juvenile intellect on display so much. I would wager that pretty much only 8-year-old boys and Wayne Allyn Root uses the word “pee-pee” to describe their genitals, and believe me when I say that’s not even the funniest thing you’ll read in this article.
Let’s get a few things out of the way: This guy is a conservative commentator, in case you — GASP! — have never heard of him. He hangs out, as you can see if you scroll back up a little, with absolute luminary Alex Jones. He is also possibly Donald Trump’s biggest fan, after maybe “Diamond & Silk,” the least intelligent women on the internet. How big a fan? Here’s his homepage:
Root is such a big fan, in fact, he made Donald Trump an honorary Jew by enumerating all the stereotypically Jew-y stuff Trump has done: Hoarded money? Check. House in Florida? Check. Handing the family business over to his kids? Check, check, check, and check (we’re missing a check here, but I’m pretty sure Donnie has forgotten he has a daughter named Tiffany). So Wayne argues that if Bill Clinton can be white and be the “first black president,” the same goes for D.J. Trumpowitz.
Anyway, when word got out that Reality Winner (yes, that’s her real name) had leaked classified info to Glenn Greenwald’s The Intercept about Russia’s interference in the 2016 election, Wayne Allyn Root sprung into action. It was his mandate, after all, to let us know what we were dealing with: A crazy woman.
Find me a woman who is a feminist and a liberal and likes cats and I will find you someone who ought to be in an insane asylum every single time. Hey guys, if any of you out there are single and you ever meet a woman who admits to being a liberal and hating Trump and when you get to her house, she’s got cats, run for your life. Run, run, run. Like those ads in Britain, run and hide and tell other men to run and hide. No man can ever live with a liberal woman with cats. She’ll cut your pee-pee off, I promise you. Liberals are mentally unstable and mentally insane. They’re unhinged.”
Yes, Wayne. It’s liberal women who are unhinged.
Listen to Wayne pop a screw loose here:
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