At first, after being asked repeatedly about his stance on Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore, who is in the midst of a scandal after it was revealed that he (allegedly) perved on teenage girls when he was in his 30s, Donald Trump was silent. After all, this is the same so-called president who has been accused of sexual harassment/assault by 16 women so maybe he thought it was best to not weigh in. But yesterday, the former reality show star was asked again if he supports Moore, and as a surprise to no one, ever he threw his support behind the ‘man’ who is accused of trying to seduce a 14-year-old girl, among others.
“Let me just tell you, Roy Moore denies it. That’s all I can say,” “Trump said as if pedophiles are always completely honest about their crimes. “He denies it. By the way, he totally denies it.”
Welp, two of Trump’s hometown newspapers are disgusted by the former reality show star’s endorsement of the Alabama Republican. Both front pages look similar, exclaiming, “I’m With The Perv!” and featured pictures of Moore and Trump.
“I’m With The Perv!” the New York Post wrote in bold letters. “I’m With Perv,” the Daily News wrote.
While endorsing Roy Moore, Trump declared that former federal prosecutor Doug Jones, who convicted the Ku Klux Klan members who murdered four African American girls in the 1968 16th Street Baptist Church bombing in Birmingham, is “terrible on crime.”
A 37-year-veteran of the police force explained yesterday that things were so bad with Roy Moore that cops were told to “watch him at the ballgames” to be sure that “he didn’t hang around the cheerleaders, where the cheerleaders would be … Every day we were looking for a complaint to come in.”
Moore was also banned from the local mall and the YMCA because he was creeping up on young teenage girls. But, Moore denies everything so Trump endorsed him.
Trump supporters can stop calling themselves ‘pro-life’ now, thankyouverymuch.
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